KNOW THY PLATFORM; Marketing in the Age of Big Data & AI: From Pizza Orders to Personalized Health Advice (Is This Okay?)

 

So, Before We Get Into The Nitty Gritties, I Have A Little excerpt For You.....

A lady, Cherop, calls @PizzaInn_ke Cherop; Hello, Pizza Inn? Pizza Inn Team Member: Hapana mrembo. It's Pizza Google Cherop: Oh, sorry. I called the wrong number I guess... Pizza Inn Team Member:No wait, it's the correct number, it's just that Google bought Pizza Inn. Cherop: Oh... okay, I didn't know that. So... can you still take my order? Pizza Inn Team Member: Same as always? Cherop: And how do you know what I want? Pizza Inn Team Member: Well....according to your location and your apartment number, your last 29 orders were a mega Chicken Macon BBQ pizza, thin crust with extra cheese, am I wrong? Cherop: Aah, o-okay, you got me there... yeah, can I have that please? Pizza Inn Team Member: Wah, manze, si unatupromote, hii yote.... Cherop: #MustBeThePizza 😜 😜 😜 Pizza Inn Team Member: Ummm...not to get too out of line, lakini mrembo, may I suggest pizza without salt and with ricotta, broccoli and tomato? Cherop: What? Why? No! I hate vegetables! (says no kale ever!) Pizza Inn Team Member: Your cholesterol is not good mrembo... Cherop: And how do you know?...(now clearly getting agitated) Pizza Inn Team Member:We got your info on your last 7 blood analysis, the numbers are quite bad. Cherop: Stop! Enough! I take my medication! Pizza Inn Team Member:Uhhh, sorry maam but our database shows that you've not taken it lately. The last box of medication you bought, was bought the 15th of January at 3:45 PM. Cherop: B-But I bought more at another pharmacy! Pizza Inn Team Member: Your credit card records and Mpesa transactions tell otherwise... Cherop: I paid in cash! I have another source of income! Pizza Inn Team Member: Your last tax declaration doesn't show that, pole mrembo, we don't want you to have problems with KRA... Cherop: Forget it! I don't want my pizza anymore! Pizza Inn Team Member: Sorry maam, we just wanna help. Cherop: Help? I'm so tired of kina Google, Facebook, Instagram, Tiktok..... Everything! I'm gonna go to an island where I can live without the internet! Pizza Inn Team Member: Naelewa mrembo, but it says here that your passport expired 5 months ago...

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@pizzainn_ke,  cheki vile mimi huwapromote, do your girl some solid😉...you kinda already know my top pick. Ps, don't ever do us like that please...tafadhali,, a beg ooo.... NOTE; This whole story is completely made up, I can't confirm or deny if google and @pizzainn_ke are, have ever, or will ever be in bed together. Don't come for my head😨 

《Credit; a Facebook page I came across, or was it quora🤔 translated it and tweaked it a little bit to suit my audience》

That is marketing 101 right there, in the age of AI (Artificial Intelligence), social media and big data. Intrigued much😏?

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